Monday, March 02, 2009

WHAT A HUSBAND!!

I know that this blog seriously need some comedy, joke and hilarious stuff. The blog is dead with serious stuff, hardly see anyone had a laugh.
Now, here's a Monday Joke, or Tuesday Joke.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It'sonly $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

11 comments:

HeHeHunter said...

I heard this somewhere but it's hilarious that the person holding the phone is answering does not know anything.

Hapi said...

hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....

Cathy said...

haha..cha dou =.=

amenwolf said...

That man.. the phone owner is a rich... *BEEEP*

for his wife to be able to be asking for those items so freely... like drinking plain water..

Fumoffu said...

Hello there!

A great joke for me before I turn in :D
I'll definitely having a sweet dream tonight :D

jolene said...

how can the wife can't recognise own husband's voice?

YL said...

WTH. it's nt his wife O_O wahhhhhhh. omg. -.-"

candicechong said...

hahahha... deng~~ kek sei yan~!!

wen pink said...

hahahaha yea this is a good one!!

sirei said...

hahaha... LOL
i pity that woman's real husband

renaye said...

i have seen the advertisement. if u see the advertisement it would be much funnier. it's an ad on some credit card if i'm not mistaken.

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