Ahoy mates! Aye, look at t'picturrrre carrrefully. This is me, savvvy? I have been makin' some interrrest' mugshots of myself recently. Nice? Arrr! Let me intrrroduce myself. My name is Captain Bearry Boo, savvvy! Don' worrry, me is just a teddy pirate, nothin' harmful, savvy? Probably yer still readin' a blog post in English, just that I've been learnin' some t'Pirates languages so bearrr wit' me fer awhile.
Arrr! Me think that me shall stop making yer any more confused. So I think I will be switching back to the real English, savvvy? Ooops. *cough cough*


