Now, here's a Monday Joke, or Tuesday Joke.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It'sonly $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer 900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It'sonly $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer 900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
11 comments:
I heard this somewhere but it's hilarious that the person holding the phone is answering does not know anything.
hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....
haha..cha dou =.=
That man.. the phone owner is a rich... *BEEEP*
for his wife to be able to be asking for those items so freely... like drinking plain water..
Hello there!
A great joke for me before I turn in :D
I'll definitely having a sweet dream tonight :D
how can the wife can't recognise own husband's voice?
WTH. it's nt his wife O_O wahhhhhhh. omg. -.-"
hahahha... deng~~ kek sei yan~!!
hahahaha yea this is a good one!!
hahaha... LOL
i pity that woman's real husband
i have seen the advertisement. if u see the advertisement it would be much funnier. it's an ad on some credit card if i'm not mistaken.
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