Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Luckiest Guy : Bond

Do you know who is the luckiest guy in the World? Ok, you don't have to crack your head to think so hard. He is not actually real - I mean, he is real but not in the real world. He is a fictional-man created by some dude by the name of Ian Fleming more than half a century ago. He is an icon for peoples who were inspired by the awesome world of secrecy, cold wars, communism and spy, oh and also pretty girls. Who is he you ask?

He is James Bond, the Agent 007, a heroic spy who will never die; even if he was hit by bullets, been exploded in an oil tank, jumped from a building caught in fire without broken bones or having no choice but to fight with villains without his trademark magnum gun but miraculously still win. He is also very damn rich. He owns so many cars including those exotic Aston Martins. He can travel everywhere he wants. And he is HOT! Remember when Daniel Craig play as 007 in the movie "Casino Royale", having had his "ball" been "scratched" by the bad guy because it was "itchy"?

Okay, besides that, he is considered LUCKY as well because he has many GIRLFRIENDS or SEX PARTNERS or COMPANION GIRLS or what-so-ever you want to call them. DAMN!! That man is having a lot of jealousy and envious from other men including me. I wish I would have a girlfriend (Attention: 'a', not two or three) from someone whom I love so much; but don't have to be like him. Well, James Bond is a womaniser! Who can deny this?


This is the new face, remember her name, Gemma Arterton. She is 22. Oh s***

Olga Kurylenko, very Ukrainianicious indeed, I like. Actually she looks like some one I know.
I was reading from the newspaper about James Bond's new movie, Quantum of Solace, due to be out at the end of this year. This time, a newcomer, 22-years old British actress Gemma Arterton will be playing as one of the so called BOND GIRL, MI6 Agent Fields who is a fresh graduated MI6 agent. Apparently there is a romantic and (SX) scene for them. [Oh that is sucks, Daniel Craig playing with a 22 years-old pretty girl, OMG] Another Bond Girl, I heard was the "lead Bond Girl' playing the role of Camille, who is going to partner with James Bond in his mission. Camille is played by Olga Kurylenko. You probably remembered her as the girl in the movie "Hitman" last year.

BOND GIRLS


Over the last 21 James Bond movies ever made, the BOND GIRLs played a vital roles in the mission of James Bond (This excludes M and Miss Moneypenny). Bond Girls refer to a woman whom portraying a love interest or sex object of James Bond himself in which they can be a victim rescued by Bond, fellow agents, allies or villainesses.

A Bond Girl must fullfil these criterias, according to Ian Fleming's ideal Bond Girls:
  • Age in her early to mid-twenties, been a decade younger than Bond
  • Must be beautiful with well-developed pattern of beauty
  • Must possess splendid figures and tend to dress in a slighly masculine, assertive fashion, with few pieces of jewelry
  • Must wear little makeup, short nails, no nail polish
  • Blond, auburn, brown or black hair
  • Blue and often widely sapced eyes
  • Must sexually experienced!! [no comments]
  • Must have some sort of independent job or a career
  • Must some how will never appear in the next movies
Okay here are some famous Bond Girls ever appeared in a movie.


My personal favourite; Vesper Lynd (by Eva Green in Casino Royale) been the only two James Bond really in love with. She's pretty and I kinda "like" her as well, you know her been a French!!
Halle Berry as Giacinta 'Jinx' Johnson in Die Another Day.
Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder in Dr. No.
Mie Hama as Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice, been the only Bond Girl who had a son with James Bond and she is Japanese. His son names James Suzuki. Okay, I didn't know that!!



Diana Rigg as Tracy Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, been the only Bond Girl who was married officially to Bond but was shot dead later on.
Teri Hatcher as Paris Carver and Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies. Kudos to our very own Malaysian Bond Girl.
Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana Romanova in From Russia with Love, one of the most famous Bond Girl in the history. She is cruel, grrrr...
And lastly, Jane Seymour as Solitaire in Live and Let Die, been the only VIRGIN BOND GIRL before been bedded by Bond, wow!!

To all the Bond Girls, you people are damn beautiful. God blesses us!!
Anyway, I'm waiting for this movie then. Quantum of Solace, the 22th James Bond movie to be produced. Title also kind of tricky, but we are waiting.
WHAT ELSE, NANG IT LAH!!

2 comments:

CeD said...

So I guess in your next life you'd wish to be like James Bond? Yeah these chicks are hawt! =) As for the new one, I'm yet to see how she acts. ;D

BernardC said...

To Ced:
No la, if i can have some part of James Bond, then i would be fine. No hassle, no fuzzy, only that simple.

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