When you are on the text messaging or Innit chat box or MSN conversation, remember to learn the art of expanding the conversation topics. Exaggerate the topic is a key to make it longer, creative and eventually turning out as a crap of the day. Maybe not a total crap but a good attempt of making communication a bit interesting!
Just follow the following conversation of two people, A and B.
A: Well, I g2g to study
B: Haha…roger. I’m chewing by d way
A: Oh, u juz having dinner izzit?
B: No. Chewin my lovely books
A: Eh, I din know u can chew books
B: Haha…shh….i’m forced to L
A: Wow, don forget those salt and pepper. Sure it taste more delicious
B: Haha…wasabi would be best
A: Eh, wasabi. It will be hard 4 me 2 even swallow them
B: Haha…it will make u study till very ‘gam dong’ one
A: Why would u need to study when it is oledi an agony?
B: I would not take any risk about it
A: Eh, then I think u shud go chewing with subway then
B: Haha…why suddenly subway?
A: If studyin is like a stress, I think subway can distress ma
B: Haha…u never know. Subway is like alternative way
A: Haha...an underground way ma. Lol
B: Yea, it is like an underground oledi
A: Underground? Have to dig lo dear. U got any shove?
B: I would not take the risk of hanging myself at very near the border
A: Haha..when I read back, digging is like dig owns grave. Cannot. Eh, I don c borders
B: U r d one suggesting digging lol…u don see but yes I do. It has stretch beyond my imagination
A: Very well. V manage to drag chewing books into digging some borders. Awesome!
B: No, u started it le. U r d one who start abt subway
A: But u contribute so much until it expands such way. Wah, I can blog abt this convo soon Lol
B: Lol…okay. U r allowed…inform me when u r done J
A: Lol. No particular name will be written
B: U inform me la. I wanna read
A: Haha..sure do. Looks like I distract u enough from chewing ur wasabi books
B: Yes. My book is not green by d way…
A: If it’s not green, than? Rainbow like abc
B: Orange n yellow!
A: Oh, I dunno wat nice food in orange and yellow
B: Haha…too bad
Well, all these are too "Woo-liao" already!!!
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